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Waynes Stuff 12

HEY, YOU OLD GUYS THAT WERE ON THE JOB BEFORE WE HAD WATER
ON THE RIGS.
REMEMBER THIS, THE OLD "INDIAN PUMP"
I'M NOT POSITIVE BUT I THINK IT HELD 5 GALLONS
OF WATER
REMEMBER WE HAD THE SUMMER BRUSH FIRES, NO WATER ON
THE RIGS ,AND THE CLOSEST HYDRANT WAS
HALF A BLOCK
AWAY. WE SURE DIDN'T WANT TO STRETCH ALL THAT LINE AND BE OUT OF SERVICE FOR A
LONG TIME ,JUST FOR A BRUSH
FIRE. SO WITH BROOMS AND TWO INDIAN PUMPS WE WERE ABLE TO PUT OUT MANY BRUSH
FIRES. THIS WAY IF THERE WAS
A HOUSE FIRE IN OUR AREA WE COULD STILL RESPOND, SO LONG AS THE BRUSH FIRE WAS
KNOCKED DOWN.
NO ONE WANTED TO HAVE ANOTHER COMPANY STRETCH ON YOUR DISTRICTS HOUSE FIRE WHILE
YOU WERE AT A BRUSH
FIRE.
MAKE SOMEONE SMILE TODAY
WAYNE
DID YOU KNOW
THE OFFICIAL NAME OF THE BIG BELL
WAS........................ TURTLE GONG
THE OFFICIAL NAME OF THE LITTLE BELL WAS...............
TAPPER
BELL
DO YOU REMEMBER
IN SOME HOUSES WHERE NOBODY WANTED TO BE THE REGULAR COOK THE GUYS TOOK
TURNS FOR A TWO
WEEK PERIOD
STORY THAT WAS TOLD TO ME
A GUY DIDN'T WANT TO COOK SO HE PURPOSELY SCREWED UP THE MEALS EVERY TIME HE
COOKED
THE BOSS BROUGHT IN SOME COOK BOOKS FROM HOME AND TOLD HIM AS PART OF
TRAINING HE WAS
NOT TO TAKE A 1 TO 4 BUT WOULD HAVE TO STAY UP
STUDYING HOW TO COOK . HOW LONG IT TOOK
WAS UP TO HIM. HE GOT THE MESSAGE REAL FAST AND DEVELOPED
INTO A GOOD COOK.
DO YOU REMEMBER
AS A YOUNG "WHIPPER SNAPPER"
BEING FIRST ON THE LINE
IT'S YOUR PIPE
"THICK BLACK SMOKE" POURING OUT
CAN'T SEE ONE INCH IN FRONT OF YOU (NOT LIKE THE MOVIE "BACKDRAFT)
NO FIRE
SHOWING
NO FLAMES , NO LIGHT, NO GLOW.....
NOTHING BUT "THICK" "BLACK" "SMOKE"
HOTTER THEN HELL
GUYS BEHIND, YELLING
"GET IN THERE, SUBBIE, GET IN THERE
AND YOU HAD TO FIND
"MR. FIRE"
DO YOU GO LEFT
DO YOU GO RIGHT
DO YOU GO STRAIGHT AHEAD
TOO HOT TO STAND STRAIGHT UP
HAVE TO CROUCH
REMEMBER THOSE DAYS, OLD RETIREES
IT'S SHOW TIME
JUST LIKE THE GAME OF HIDE AND SEEK,
"MR
FIRE" IS HIDING AND YOU'RE IT, AND YOU HAVE TO
FIND HIM
COME OUT, COME OUT, WHERE EVER YOU ARE
.
READY OR NOT , HERE I COME
GOT TO GET YOU BEFORE YOU GET TO
HOME BASE
AND YOU KNOW, YOU'RE HOME BASE
SURE GLAD I HAVE SOME OF THOSE OLD "LEATHER
LUNG" GUYS BEHIND ME
THESE OLD "LEATHER LUNG"
GUYS HAVE BEEN FINDING "MR. FIRE"
FOR GENERATIONS
NOW. THEY KNOW WHERE HE LIKES TO HIDE
THEY ALSO KNOW WHEN HE LIKES TO MAKE A RUSH ON
"HOME BASE TO WIN THE GAME
THEN YOU HEAR " HEY SUBBIE" OVER HERE......................."THEY"
FOUND MR. FIRE,
THE
"LEATHER LUNG"
GUYS
REMEMBER AS A YOUNG "WHIPPER SNAPPER" YOU HAD NO
CLUE WHERE MR.FIRE LIKED TO HIDE
, HOW LONG HE LIKED TO STAY HIDDEN AND OF MOST IMPORTANCE WHEN HE LIKED TO
MAKE
A MAD DASH TO HOME BASE.
MAYBE SOME OF THOSE OLD "LEATHER LUNG"
GUYS COULDN'T WRITE A GOOD TEST SCORE
BUT THEY SURE SAVED A LOT OF LIVES
IN DETROIT AND SHOWED US YOUNG
"WHIPPER SNAPPERS"HOW IT'S DONE
AND
THEY PAID FOR IT WITH THEIR HEALTH
REMEMBER THE OLD "LEATHER LUNG"
GUYS EVERYDAY
WAYNE
NOTE: IF ANY OF YOU REAL OLD RETIREES ARE READING THIS.
THANK YOU FROM ALL OF US
DO YOU REMEMBER
MANY, MANY YEARS AGO
YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER TAKING YOU TO A PARADE DOWNTOWN. YOU STOOD THERE ON
WOODWARD SQUEEZED
AMONG ALL THE PEOPLE AND SAW THE FIREMEN.
SOME WERE DRIVING THEIR BIG SHINING RED FIRE ENGINES,
OTHERS WERE MARCHING IN THEIR UNIFORMS
OR FIRE CLOTHES AND STILL OTHERS WERE
DRESSED AS
FIRE
CLOWNS
AND WERE MAKING ALL THE CHILDREN LAUGH. YOU WAVED AT THEM HOPING THAT
MAYBE
ONE WOULD SEE YOU AND WAVE BACK AT JUST YOU.
THEN ONE DID, HE SMILED , LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU AND
WAVED, JUST TO YOU.
YOU WENT HOME AND RUSHED TO YOUR BUDDIES HOUSE, SHOUTING:
"A FIREMAN WAVED AT ME , A FIREMAN
WAVED AT ME"
DURING YOUR CAREER ON THE FIRE DEPARTMENT
YOU GOT A CHANCE TO BE IN A PARADE. YOU MAY HAVE BEEN DRIVING
A RIG,
MARCHING OR ONE OF THE FIRE
CLOWNS
, ALL TRYING TO MAKE THE CHILDREN LAUGH. THEY ALL
WAVED AND CALLED TO YOU,
THEN ONE LITTLE BOY STOOD OUT AS HE WAVED TO YOU. HE LOOKED FAMILIAR , LIKE YOU
KNEW HIM. HE WAVED TO YOU.
YOU STOPPED ON WOODWARD, "FOR A MOMENT", SMILED AND WAVED BACK,
JUST TO HIM.
WHEN YOU GOT HOME YOU TOLD YOUR WIFE ABOUT THAT LITTLE BOY WHO WAS WAVING AT YOU
AND THAT HE LOOKED
FAMILIAR. YOU TOLD HER YOU STOPPED RIGHT THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET AND
WAVED
JUST AT HIM. THEN HE WAS GONE,
LOST IN THE CROWD
LATER THAT EVENING YOU WERE JUST RELAXING AND LOOKING OVER SOME OLD PHOTO ALBUMS
AND YOU STOPPED AND
HELD YOUR BREATH AS THERE WAS A PICTURE OF THAT LITTLE BOY THAT WAVED TO
YOU AT THE PARADE .
IT WAS YOU, YOU WERE THAT LITTLE BOY THAT GREW UP
TO BE A FIREMAN
MAKE THE LITTLE BOY IN ALL OF US SMILE TODAY
WAYNE
"MACK"
THE
BULLDOG



REMEMBER THESE GUYS.
THE TRUCKS HAD THAT TWO TIER BOX WITH ALL THOSE SPRINKLER HEADS, THAT PLIERS/
STOPPER TOOL AND WEDGES
TO STOP THE WATER FLOW
OK GUYS WHO IS THE YOUNGEST OF YOU OLD RETIREES ?
CENTRAL CALLED AND REPORTED IT'S A WATER FLOW ALARM.
SOMEONE IS GOING TO GET AWFULLY WET TONIGHT AND IT'S NOT GOING TO BE ME.
WE DON'T HAVE A TRIALMAN SO WE'LL HAVE TO GO BY AGE TO SEE WHO CHANGES THE
SPRINKLER HEAD.
WHAT, WHAT DID YOU SAY JIM, THAT AGE ISN'T FAIR BUT YOU SHOULD GO BY WHO HAS
BEEN RETIRED THE LEAST
AMOUNT OF YEARS..........................OK THAT SOUNDS FAIR
WHAT, WHAT DID YOU SAY ED, THAT AMOUNT OF YEARS RETIRED ISN'T FAIR BUT SHOULD GO
BY WHO HAD THE LEAST
YEARS ON THE JOB.......................OK THAT SOUNDS FAIR
WHAT DID YOU SAY CHARLIE, THAT ISN'T FAIR AS IT SHOULD BE WHO HAD THE LOWEST
RANK AS SOME OF YOU WERE VERY
IMPORTANT CHIEFS AND SHOULDN'T BE EXPECTED TO CHANGE SPRINKLERS
HEADS...........OK THAT SOUNDS FAIR
WHAT, NOW SOME OF YOU OLD FARTS WANT JUST THE GUYS THAT WERE IN TRUCK
COMPANIES WHEN THEY RETIRED TO
CHANGE THE HEADS AS THAT'S WHO CHANGED THEM WAY BACK THEN.
NOW OTHERS WANT TO GO BY BOXES AND / OR DATES JUST LIKE WE DID ON WATCHES AND
DETAILS
OK , OK, I'LL DECIDE IF YOU CAN'T
LET'S SEE, ALL OF US OLD RETIREES HAVE WORKED VERY HARD DURING OUR CAREERS. I
NEED TO GET
SOMEONE THAT JUST PUT IN THEIR TIME ON THE JOB, THE ONES THAT JUST SKATED
THROUGH .
I KNOW, OK GUYS, PICK UP.
WE'LL LEAVE IT WITH
THE
"OFU"
MAKE SOMEONE SMILE TODAY
WAYNE
HEY YOU OLD GUYS
I KNOW YOU REMEMBER THESE
 
THE BELL AND
THE SIREN..................................BOTH
NOW LONG GONE.
AH YES , I KNOW YOU REMEMBER THESE. THIS WAS BEFORE THAT ENGLISH
SOUNDING ELECTRONIC WARNING
DEVICE
THESE WERE REAL "GUY" THINGS.
SOLID CHROME METAL OBJECTS
THAT WILL
LAST GENERATIONS.
THAT BELL, YOU PULLED ON THAT WOODEN
KNOB ON THE INSIDE OF THE CAB, CLANG, CLANG,CLANG,
CLANG. THE
SIREN WAILED AS YOU PUSHED YOUR FOOT
DOWN ON THAT SMALL SIREN BUTTON ON THE
FLOOR BOARD. WERE YOU
ONE OF THOSE BOSSES THAT JUST WORKED THE BELL
AND SIREN TO MOVE TRAFFIC WHEN THEY GOT
IN THE WAY OR DID
YOU WORK THEM BOTH ALL THE WAY TO THE FIRE, WHETHER THERE WAS TRAFFIC OR NOT?
THEN THAT DREADED DAY, FOR YOU RETIRED BOSSES . WE GOT A
NEW RIG AND NO BELL OR
SIREN.
JUST THAT NEW FANGLED ELECTRONIC GIZMO

YOU HAD BEEN CLANGING ON THAT BELL
SINCE THAT FIRST DAY OF GETTING A BOSSES JOB AND NOW DIDN'T
HAVE
ANYTHING TO CLANG ON. YOU KEPT STARING AT YOUR HANDS, AND "MUMBLING",
NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO WITH
THEM..
I FELT SORRY FOR YOU................................SO I SUGGESTED
HEY, WHY NOT TURN THAT CENTER KNOB . YOU COULD GO FROM
RADIO , TO MANUAL,
TO WAIL, TO
YELP, AND TO
HI-LO
AND THEN BACK AND FORTH,
BACK AND FORTH,
FROM ONE TO THE OTHER,
ALWAYS CHANGING
, NEVER STAYING ON THE SAME TONE MORE THEN 10 SECONDS
SO YOU WENT ..................RADIO,
MANUAL, WAIL,
YELP, HI-LO,..................RADIO,
MANUAL, WAIL,
YELP, HI-LO,.........RADIO,
MANUAL, WAIL,
YELP, HI-LO,
RADIO,
MANUAL, WAIL,
YELP, HI-LO,.............................RADIO,
MANUAL, WAIL,
YELP, HI-LO,
RADIO, MANUAL,
WAIL, YELP,
HI-LO,
AAAAAAARRRRRRRAAAAAAAGGG
ME AND MY BRIGHT IDEAS
MAKE SOMEONE SMILE TODAY
WAYNE
HEY GUYS
REMEMBER THE CHANGE OF THE FIRE ALARM BOX
AND THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF THESE BOXES.

THE BOX ON THE LEFT IS THE ONE LIKE WE
HAD WHEN WE CAME ON THE JOB. THEN THE RASH OF
"BOX PULLED"
STARTED. SOME PEOPLE (KIDS, TEENAGER, YOUNG ADULTS, AND EVEN
OLDER PEOPLE) WOULD PULL THE BOXES AND
WE WOULD RESPOND. EVEN THOUGH WE ASSUMED THAT SOME WERE
DEFINITELY FALSE ALARMS, BEING NEAR
SCHOOLS IN THE DAY AND TEEN PLAYGROUNDS, WE STILL RESPONDED
AS IF THERE WAS A FIRE.
IT WAS "YOUR BOX"
SO YOU HAD BETTER BE FIRST TO CALL IT IN NO MATTER
IF FALSE ALARM OR FIRE.
THEN THE CITY TRIED TO CURB THE FALSE ALARMS BY CHANGING THE
PULL DOWN BRACKET ( THE
BOX ON THE RIGHT)
THE WHITE BRACKET HELD A PIECE OF GLASS
ABOUT 2 1/2 " X 2 1/2 ". WE WERE ISSUED PACKS OF
THESE
GLASS IN 10 PACKS. REMEMBER GUYS WHEN
WE WERE YOUNG WHIPPER SNAPPERS WE HAD THE JOB OF REPLACING THE
GLASS. YOU PULLED THE HANDLE AND THE
GLASS SLID INTO TWO SIDE CHANNELS AND
STOPPED AT THAT BOTTOM
CHANNEL. THEN THERE WAS A CATCH AT THE TOP. ONCE YOU CLOSED THE WHITE BRACKET
I THINK IT STAYED LOCKED.
THEN TO PULL THE LEVER YOU EITHER BROKE THE GLASS
OR I THINK IF YOU PULLED REAL HARD THE GLASS
WOULD
BREAK AND THE BRACKET WOULD THEREBY OPEN ENABLING YOU TO REACH THE LEVER / HOOK.
BUT EVEN THAT DIDN'T CURTAIL THE PULLING OF FALSE ALARMS .YOU WOULD REPLACE THE
GLASS AND BEFORE YOU GOT
BACK TO QUARTERS THE BOX WAS PULLED AGAIN, AND AGAIN. SO THEY WERE GRADUALLY
REMOVED .
SEE OLD TIMER YOU DID REMEMBER
MAKE SOMEONE REMEMBER TODAY
WAYNE.
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