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HEY GUYS, REMEMBER PRE-EMS DAYS WHEN PEOPLE CAME IN TO HAVE THE SQUADS USE THEIR RING CUTTER TO CUT OFF A RING THAT THEY COULDN'T GET OFF. WELL THERE WERE TIMES THAT THE RING CUTTER WAS IN FOR REPAIRS TO THE CUTTING WHEEL. WE LEARNED HOW TO REMOVE THEIR RING WITH A PIECE OF STRING THAT WE GOT FROM A LOAF OF BAKERY BREAD
DO YOU REMEMBER HOW TO DO IT?????????????????

ANSWER BELOW  
 

BELOW SOME MORE
  
 

JUST A LITTLE MORE

 

Where did the time go?????????????????.  .
No more...CHOW.......
                 .STRETCHING AND LOVING IT
       STRETCH THE REDLINE
       5TH  FLOOR,  REAR
       COT WATCH
                 AFTERNOON WATCH
                 1 TO 4......ACTUALLY 1  TO 3:45  AS THE GUY ON AFTERNOON WATCH YELLS 3:45
           ENGINE GOES.
                  TRUCK GOES
                   SQUAD GOES
            IT'S A GOOD HOUSE NOW
     DEPARTMENT PHONE
                   OUTSIDE PHONE
No more    CHIEF'S HERE
      SOUPS ON

                  WHERE'S THE TRIALMAN
                  IRONMAN IT
                  INSPECTION
       YOU OWE $2.00
       ASSESSMENT
       .HYDRANTS
                   OUT OF SERVICE
                   PLUMB BOB
       COLD NIGHTS ON THE STREETS
                  POURING HOT WATER ON YOUR FROZEN COAT TO GET OUT OF IT
                  CHOPPING FROZEN LINE FROM THE STREET AND TRYING TO FOLD IT TO PUT IT BACK ON YOUR RIG
                  BREATHING IN DIESEL EXHAUST AS YOU TRY TO UNFREEZE HOSE BUTTS TO UNCOUPLE THEM
No more    HOT NIGHTS ON THE STREETS
                   ROCKS , BOTTLES& FIREWORKS  THROWN AT YOU
                   HEARING CENTRAL SAYING "SHOTS FIRED IN THE AREA" AS YOU RESPOND
                   TURNING OFF HYDRANTS AS SOME CITIZENS THREATEN YOU
          HOT COFFEE AND GLOVES AT THE SALVATION ARMY WAGON
           .THE CAMARADERIE OF THE GUYS AND"TALKIN SHIT"
                 SHORT SHEETING
           "MOE"
     CARDS FOR DISHES ,  TWO LEGS..ONE TIE,ALL TIE.
                 FLUSH OUT
           RED DEATH
No more    MORE PRESSURE..
                 GET THE KINKS OUT
                      FOG IT OUT
                        ENGINE   PICK UP
                         LEAVE IT WITH THE TRUCK
                 BOX ALARM.
                   FIRST ENGINE AND TRUCK
                       " SQUAD GOES"
                   " GET  THE  BOX"  (NOTE) PRE- EMS PERIOD. THE BOX WAS USED TO RESUSCITATE PEOPLE AND WAS CARRIED
                                                                BY SQUADS
                      WASH DOWN
                     GET THE CAN
                       GREASE DAY
                       "STORIES AND LIES",
                               " LIES AND STORIES"
         "THEY'RE COMING AROUND"

      DEVILS NIGHT , DEVILS NIGHT ,DEVILS NIGHTDEVILS NIGHT,  DEVILS NIGHT, DEVILS NIGHT
       DEVILS NIGHT
     YELLOW GLOVES,  THE FIRST CITY ISSUED GLOVES. THEY WER LIKE DISHWASHING GLOVES
                 RED GLOVES.  RED BALL BRAND.  WE BOUGHT THESE AS THE YELLOW DIDN'T LAST
                NAVY PANTS FROM BARRY'S WAR SURPLUS BEFORE BUNKER PANTS

               to be continued when I can remember more

           MAKE SOMEONE SMILE TODAY
            WAYNE
 

DO YOU REMEMBER???
              WEARING LIGHT BLUE CHAMBRAY SHIRTS AND DARK JEANS (THAT WE BOUGHT)
                AS THE WORK UNIFORM AND THEN  CHANGING  TO THE ISSUED  DARK BLUE UNIFORM AROUND NOON?
 

                BUYING  ON OUR OWN, FROM J.C. PENNYS, THE FIRST PERMANENT PRESS  WORK UNIFORMS ?
 

                 STRETCHING ON EVERYTHING AS NO ENGINE CARRIED WATER?
 

                  STRETCHING THE 2  1/2  LINE ON ALL GARAGE FIRES AS THAT WAS "THE RULE"
 

                  MOVING A 2  1/2 " LINE THAT WASN'T REAL HARD BY GRABBING IT AND PULLING IT TOWARD YOU.
                  IT WOULD SOMETIMES SUDDENLY KINK AND PINCH THE HECK OUT OF YOUR FINGERS.  YOU
                  WOULD QUICKLY LOOK AROUND HOPING NOBODY WOULD NOTICE. THEN YOU WOULD SAY
             $#@%*&%$#@$%^   IF IT WAS WINTER AND YOUR PINCHED FINGERS WERE FROZEN YOU WOULD THEN
                    SAY @#$#%&*&^%$#@#$%$
   DO YOU REMEMBER?
        HATING TO "DUMP THE CAN" AS IT WAS SODA AND ACID AND WAS A REAL PAIN IN THE %$%
                     TO RECHARGE .  THE ACID WAS IN A LARGE BOTTLE PLACED INSIDE THAT OLD WOODEN BOX
                    THAT YOU TILTED TO POUR INTO A PITCHER.  THEN YOU POURED ACID FROM THAT PITCHER INTO
                    A GLASS FUNNEL THAT WAS HELD ON THE LIP OF THE EXTINGUISHER ACID BOTTLE CAN YOU
                    IMAGINE WHAT "OSHA" WOULD SAY ABOUT THAT OPERATION TODAY?
 

                  DUMPING THE SEWER BY FILLING TWO LARGE GARBAGE CANS FULL OF WATER AND "AT THE COUNT
                    OF  3" TIPPING THEM OVER INTO THE CENTER ENGINE HOUSE SEWER.................SWOOOSSSSSHHHH
                      WENT THE WATER.....HOPEFULLY.
 

                    WHEN THERE WAS A RULE ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO WORK ON OUR LEAVE DAY,  SO WE KEPT
                     IT QUIET.
 

                    WHEN  FRIDAY WAS FISH DAY AND SATURDAY WAS STEAK DAY
 

                    THOSE OLD TWO PIECE DRIPALATOR COFFEE POTS THAT THE WATER BOILED UP TO THE TOP
                     FUNNEL AND THEN BECAME TOP HEAVY AND AT TIMES TOPPLED OVER

 DO YOU REMEMBER?
 

MAKE SOMEONE SMILE TODAY
WAYNE
 

HYDRANTS...PUMP OUT YOUR HYDRANTS
 

DO YOU REMEMBER.........................................

NOW THIS ALL DEPENDS ON WHEN YOU CAME ON THE JOB.
WHEN I CAME ON WE WENT OUT ON HYDRANTS  BY OURSELVES EITHER WALKING OR IN OUR OWN CARS.
WE HAD A HAND PUMP, KIND OF LIKE A SUPER TIRE PUMP THAT ATTACHED TO THE SAME SILVER CAP THAT IS USED TODAY  
  ALONG WITH THIS WE HAD ONE NEWER REGULAR HYDRANT CAP FOR THE OTHER OPENING. IT WAS A LOT OF WORK COMPARED TO THE AIR SYSTEM THEY USE NOW BUT IT DID WORK.  THAT IS UNLESS YOU GOT A HYDRANT THAT LOST PRESSURE
I KNOW A LOT OF YOU GUYS REMEMBER THAT.  YOU PUMPED AND PUMPED AND PUMPED AS YOU HEARD THE SSSSSSSSSOF AIR SLOWLY ESCAPING.  YOUR ARMS AND SHOULDERS WERE BURNING BUT YOU COULDN'T STOP AS YOU KNEW AS SOON AS YOU STOPPED YOU LOST ALL THE PRESSURE.  THEN YOU HAD TO START FROM SQUARE ONE.  DURING THIS TIME THE ONLY PROBLEM YOU HAD WERE DOG PACKS. WHEN PACKS OF DOGS WERE BY A HYDRANT YOU COULDN'T SCARE THEM OFF  THESE WEREN'T PETS
THEY WERE STREET DOGS
 

NOTE.. PRIOR TO 1967 SOME HYDRANTS WERE COLOR CODED WITH DIFFERENT COLORED RINGS  AROUND THE BONNET TO INDICATE THE SIZE MAIN IT WAS ON OR IF IT WAS ON A DEAD END  .  THAT ALSO CHANGED AFTER 1967 AS THEN THE CITY IN TRYING TO GIVE YOUNG PEOPLE JOBS EMPLOYED THEM TO PAINT HYDRANTS THROUGHOUT OUT  DETROIT.  THE ONLY PROBLEM WAS THEY GIVE THEM JUST YELLOW AND RED PAINT.  THE COLOR CODED HYDRANT WAS LOST FOREVER.
 

DO YOU REMEMBER.........................................
GOING ON HYDRANTS BY OURSELVES CHANGED FOREVER AFTER  1967  
  WE NOW WENT WITH THE RIGS.  NOW SOME OF THE RIGS HAD AIR BRAKES BUT WE WEREN'T OFFICIALLY ALLOWED TO HOOK UP TO THE SYSTEM TO PUMP OUT THE HYDRANTS.
WE STILL HAD TO PUMP OUT BY HAND. GRADUALLY WE GOT TO HOOK UP TO THE SYSTEM.  I CAN'T RECALL WHEN.

NOW WITH THE HIGH PRESSURE THAT THE RIGS PUT OUT, THERE WERE SOME  INCIDENTS OF THAT SILVER CAP BLOWING OFF AND DENTING SOMEONE'S  CAR OR THE KNEES OF THE BOZO THAT STOOD IN FRONT OF IT.

WITH THE PASSING OF TIME ,THAT PIPE INSIDE THE HYDRANT LEADING TO THE BLOWOUT CAP RUSTED OUT AND YOU HAD TO USE THE SUCTION HAND PUMP UNTIL THE WATER DEPT. REPAIRED THAT PIPE.  THEN SOME SMART GUY THOUGHT UP THE IDEA OF NOT REPAIRING THAT PIPE BUT TO GIVE YOU A DIFFERENT HYDRANT CAP WITH A 3 FOOT SECTION OF RUBBER HOSE TO REPLACE THE PIPE.  REMEMBER HOW YOU WOULD TRY TO GET THAT @#$%&%$#  HOSE TO FIT DOWN THE OPENING. YOU WOULD TWIST TO THE RIGHT, TWIST TO THE LEFT#$%&%$#@ TWIST TO THE RIGHT, TWIST TO THE LEFT #$%&%$#@. THEN IF IT STILL WOULDN'T GO DOWN YOU HAD TO TAKE OFF YOUR GLOVES AND WITH ONE HAND IN EACH OPENING FEED THE HOSE DOWN THE HYDRANT.

DO YOU REMEMBER.........................................

GOING ON HYDRANTS AND FINDING WHOLE DISTRICTS THAT WERE MISSING THOSE BRASS BLOWOUT CAPS. SOME DISTRICTS YOU HAD TO REPLACE THEM EVERY TIME AS THEY WERE STOLEN AS FAST AS YOU REPLACED THEM.. AFTER A WHILE THEY WEREN'T REPLACED. YOU JUST HAD A BLOWOUT CAP IN THE CAB AND PUT IT ON WHEN YOU HOOKED UP.
 

DO YOU REMEMBER

THOSE HEAVY ODD LOOKING HYDRANT CAPS THAT WERE A @#$%&%$# TO OPEN  . THE FIRST YEAR YEAR WE GOT THEM THE ORDER CAME DOWN TO BRING A BUCKET OF GREASE WITH US ON HYDRANTS AND GREASE THE THREADS BEFORE  PUTTING THE CAPS ON   THE GREASE DIDN'T HELP AS THEY WERE STILL VERY TIME CONSUMING TO GET OFF. SOME YOU COULDN'T GET OFF AND YOU HAD TO NOTIFY THE WATER DEPARTMENT


 

 AH  YES,  DO  YOU  REMEMBER

MAKE SOMEONE SMILE TODAY
WAYNE
 

DO YOU REMEMBER
THE HIGBY -OR-HIGBEY
          THAT SMALL NOTCH ON MALE AND FEMALE BUTTS TO ALIGN WHEN YOU START TO
          CONNECT THEM TOGETHER.

CHANGING HOSE BEDS ONCE A MONTH, WITH A LETTER BEING SENT IN STATING DATE IT WAS CHANGED

ISSUED LEATHER BUNDLE STRAPS FOR 1 1/2" LINE. THEN THEY JUST GAVE US CHEAP
CLOTHES LINE TO MAKE OUR OWN STRAPS

WEARING SPANNER BELTS AND WRENCHES AT ALL MULTIPLE ALARMS

HOW MANY GUYS WERE ENGINE HOUSE MECHANICS WHEN CARS WERE NOT COMPUTERIZED

HOW ALL PAPERWORK COULDN'T HAVE ANY ERASURES
YOU WOULD BE TYPING THOSE WIDE PAYROLLS AND TOWARDS THE END YOU WOULD
           BE EXTRA CAREFUL AS ONE MISTAKE AND YOU WOULD HAVE TO START ALL OVER.

WHEN CENTRAL SENT YOU ON A BOX ALARM THAT YOU KNEW TO BE A REGULAR
FALSE ALARM BOX YOU STILL SPED TO IT IF YOU WERE FIRST ON THE CARD
YOU TRIED TO BEAT OTHER COMPANIES TO THEIR BOX AND TO ALWAYS BE FIRST ON YOUR BOX, FIRE OR FALSE ALARM.

WHEN FALSE ALARMS FROM" BOX PULLED" BECAME SO OVERWHELMING THAT CENTRAL STARTED TO JUST SEND OUT AN ENGINE AND A TRUCK

DUSTING ALL THOSE ASBESTOS COVERED BASEMENT PIPES BEFORE WE KNEW ABOUT
THE DANGERS OF ASBESTOES......................COUGH.........COUGH.................COUGH

CRAWLING IN AIRWAYS TO CLEAN THOSE DAM WET LEAVES OUT

READING   "R & R"  ( RULES & REGULATIONS ) ON SUNDAY MORNINGS

MAKE SOMEONE SMILE TODAY
WAYNE
 

DO YOU REMEMBER

GOING OUT IN YOUR DISTRICT WITH GRAPH PAPER AND DRAWING ALL THE INTERIORS OF EACH BUSINESS SO YOU KNEW EXACTLY WHERE WALLS AND DOORS WERE

RIDING 5 ON ENGINES AND TRUCKS AND 6 ON SQUADS

HOW ON "PRE- EMS" DAYS WHEN SQUADS RESPONDED WITH POLICE STATION WAGONS
ON ALL "SPECIALS"

HOW IF YOU WERE THE YOUNGEST MAN ON THE SQUAD AND YOU WERE CARRYING OUT
A PERSON WITH A SOFT STRETCHER YOU ALWAYS HAD THE MIDDLE POSITION ON A 3 MAN CARRY.   "THE REASON BEING IF THAT PERSON RELEASED THEIR BOWELS IT WOULD SOAK THROUGH THE SOFT STRETCHER TO YOUR HANDS AND ARMS.

SOME HOUSES TREATED DETAILS LIKE CRAP.    DETAILS GOT A WATCH, DISHES AND ALSO COOKS HELPER.

ALWAYS ROLLING UP WET LINE AFTER A FIRE, NEVER, EVER PUTTING IT BACK ON THE RIG.  THEN UPON RETURNING TO QUARTERS WASHING THE LINE IF REAL DIRTY AND PUTTING DRY LINE BACK ON. THEN WASHING THE RIG AND  USING A CHAMOIS TO GET ALL THE WATER MARKS OFF  .  THEN WASHING ALL TOOLS USED AT THE FIRE, DRYING THEM AND FINALLY OILING THEM TO PREVENT RUST
 

WHEN THE "DETROIT HOUSE OF CORRECTION" CAME WITH ONE GUARD AND TWO PRISONERS TO PICK UP OUR SHEETS, PILLOW CASES AND TOWELS AND LEFT CLEAN ONES. I THINK IT WAS ONCE EVERY TWO WEEKS

MAKE SOMEONE SMILE TODAY
WAYNE
 
 

DO YOU REMEMBER:

HOW THE FASTER YOU BREATHED THE MORE DIFFICULT IT WAS WITH THE" MSA SMOKE MASKS"

HOW, WITH THE MSA SMOKE MASK  BEING SO SMALL, IT WAS EASY TO PUT OUT AN ATTIC FIRE.  YOU JUST PULLED THE CEILING BETWEEN TWO   2 X 4s   CLIMBED ON A DRESSER AND SQUEEZED UP TO THE ATTIC WITH THE LINE

HOW HEAVY THOSE FIRST STEEL TANKS WERE THAT REPLACED THE SMALL SMOKE
MASKS

DO YOU REMEMBER:

 HOW SOME GUYS (NOT YOU OR I BUT THE "OFU GUYS")CALLED HOME BY LETTING IT RING TWICE SO THEIR WIFE COULD CALL BACK. THEY SAVED $ .10 THAT WAY.

TRYING TO STEAL ANOTHER COMPANIES LINE AND HAVING OTHER COMPANIES TRY TO STEAL YOURS.
YOU WOULD WRAP YOUR LEGS AROUND YOUR LINE WHILE PUTTING YOUR MASK ON TO KEEP THEM FROM TAKING IT
SOME GUYS FROM OTHER COMPANIES WOULD SAY" HEY KID I'LL HOLD YOUR LINE WHILE YOU PUT YOUR MASK ON. "THE KID" NEVER SAW HIS COMPANIES LINE AGAIN TILL THE FIRE WAS OUT. HE CAUGHT HOLY HELL FOR GIVING UP THEIR LINE.
SOME GUYS WOULD EVEN KNOCK OFF YOUR HELMET TO GET YOU TO RELEASE YOUR LINE
 

AS A YOUNG GUY YOU HAD THE LINE WITH YOUR MASK ON.  SOME OLDER GUY  BEHIND YOU WOULD , TAKE A DEEP BREATH, TAKE OFF HIS MASK AND SAY" HEY KID " IT'S NOT THAT BAD IN HERE.  IF I HAVE MY MASK OFF YOU CAN TAKE YOURS OFF TOO. YOU TOOK YOURS OFF, HE PUT HIS BACK ON AND THEN YOU COUGHED YOUR GUTS OUT..
 YOU COULDN'T PUT YOURS BACK ON AS YOU WERE TRYING TO PROVE YOURSELF
BESIDES YOU THOUGHT THAT EVERYONE ELSE HAD THEIR MASKS OFF

MAKE SOMEONE SMILE TODAY
WAYNE
 

DO YOU REMEMBER

USING THE STICK AS A BATTERING RAM AND TAKING OUT THE WHOLE WINDOW FRAMING BETWEEN TWO WINDOWS

THE SMELL OF A CARELESS COOK OR A BURNED BODY

FINDING WHISKEY STILLS IN SOME HOUSES

DO YOU REMEMBER

1 BEEP..........................................STOP
2 BEEPS..........................................GO FORWARD
3 BEEPS..........................................BACKUP

 PULLING THE STEERING COLUMN AND THEN UNLATCHING AND FLIPPING THE BUCKET
TO RAISE THE STICK

THE KNOTTED ROPES HANGING FROM THE CEILING TO ALERT THE TILLERMAN TO
LOW CEILINGS OR DOOR OPENER BRACKETS

BUYING YOUR BADGE  SO NOBODY COULD
DISHONOR THAT NUMBER IN THE FUTURE

"GOING ROUND THE TABLE"

PRIOR TO THE MANY TVS ALONG WITH CABLE THE GUYS THOUGHT UP ODD CHALLENGES TO EACH OTHER.
ONE WAS "GOING ROUND THE TABLE.........  (KITCHEN)
YOU WOULD LAY FACE DOWN ON THE TABLE.
SOME LAID PARALLEL AND OTHERS LAID PERPENDICULAR
THEN THE OBJECT WAS TO SLIDE OVER ONE SIDE AND TRAVEL UNDERNEATH TO THE OTHER SIDE   COMING BACK UP TO THE TOP FROM THE OTHER SIDE. ALL THIS BEING DONE WITHOUT TOUCHING THE FLOOR

ONES HEIGHT DIDN'T SEEM TO MATTER AS ALL HEIGHTS WERE ABLE TO BOTH DO IT AND NOT BE ABLE TO DO IT.

I TRIED TWICE AND WAS NOT ABLE TO DO IT. THE REASON ONLY TWICE IS UPON MAKING THE FLIP FROM TOP TO GOING OVER THE SIDE AND TRYING TO GRAB THE OTHER SIDE FROM UNDERNEATH YOU WOULD SCRAPE YOUR INNER THIGH AND END UP WITH A HUGH PURPLE BRUISE FROM YOUR GROIN TO YOUR KNEE
I KNOW SOME OF YOU ENDED UP WITH THE SAME BRUISE

MAKE SOMEONE SMILE TODAY
WAYNE
 

DO YOU REMEMBER

WHEN A BOX CAME IN IF THE FEO AND BOSS WERE ON THE RIG IT  STARTED AND YOU RAN AS FAST AS POSSIBLE TO MAKE SURE YOU GOT ON .
I CAN RECALLTHE HABIT OF HAVING  A WAD OF TOILET PAPER IN HAND WHILE ON THE TOILET. IF THE RIG STARTED YOU WENT, WIPED OR NOT.
NOW THE FEO/BOSS HAS TO MAKE SURE NOT ONLY ARE HIS MEN  ON THE RIG BUT SEATED AND BELTED, ACCORDING TO THE RULES.
YOU ALWAYS TOLD SOMEONE IF YOU WERE GOING OUT TO YOUR CAR OR TO EMPTY THE TRASH

IT TAUGHT YOU TO BE ON THE ALERT 24 HOURS A DAY

SOMEONE NEEDED YOUR HELP  RIGHT NOW , NOT AFTER YOU FINISHED YOUR COFFEE OR PHONE CALL, BUT NOW

 

DO YOU REMEMBER

RIDING THE BACK END OF THE ENGINE WHILE GETTING DRESSED. YOU WERE LUCKY TO GET YOUR BOOTS ON BEFORE GETTING ON.  THEN AS YOU SPED DOWN THE ROAD YOU WOULD HANG ON THAT CROSS BAR WITH ONE ARM AND PUT ON YOUR  FIRECOAT AND SMOKE MASK HARNESS.  WHEN THOSE STEEL TANKS REPLACED THE SMOKE MASKS IT MADE IT MUCH MORE DIFFICULT TO DRESS ON THE RUN.
YOU KNEW WHERE THE BAD BUMPS IN THE STREET WERE AS THEN YOU HELD ON WITH BOTH HANDS AND JUMPED WITH GOING OVER THE BUMPS.  IF THERE WAS A DETAIL ON THE BACK WITH YOU, YOU WOULD YELL                       "BAD BUMP" WHEN YOU WERE APPROACHING THEM. THIS WAS BEFORE BUNKERPANTS AND OSHA
 

MAKE SOMEONE SMILE TODAY
WAYNE
 

WE ALL REMEMBER  SOME OF THE "COLORFUL" PEOPLE WE HAD WORKED WITH
AT ONE ENGINE I WORKED WITH" JOHN DOE"( MADE UP NAME)  DO NOT E-MAIL ME ASKING IF THIS WAS SO & SO AS I WILL NOT NAME PEOPLE

ANYWAY HE HAD THE ABILITY TO PASS SILENT ROTTEN SMELLING GAS EMISSIONS FROM HIS LOWER REAR ORIFICE.

SOME OF HIS SCHEMES

HE WOULD PULL OUT A HANDKERCHIEF AND STAND THERE DABBING AT ONE OF HIS EYES. HE WOULD PASS ONE OF HIS SILENT POISONOUS GAS EMISSION. THEN HE WOULD CALL OUT TO ONE OF THE GUYS THAT DIDN'T KNOW HIS TRICKS.
"HEY KID, I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY EYE. COULD YOU TAKE THIS HANDKERCHIEF AND SEE IF YOU CAN GET IT OUT.  THE "KID" WOULD WALK OVER TO HIM AND ENTER THE GREEN CLOUD OF POISONOUS GAS
 

JOHN DOE WOULD GO INTO THE WASHROOM JUST OFF THE WATCH DESK AREA. IT WAS SMALL AND REALLY HELD THE SMELL VERY WELL.
HE WOULD PASS HIS GAS AND THEN SAY:  "HEY KID" LOOK WHAT SOMEONE WROTE ON THE MIRROR IN SHAVING CREAM ABOUT YOU.  " THE KID" WOULD NATURALLY WALK INTO THE WASHROOM AND THE GREEN CLOUD OF POISONOUS GAS

JOHN DOE WOULD BE AT HEADQUARTERS AND WAIT FOR THE ELEVATOR TO HAVE A LOT OF PEOPLE GOING ABOVE THE SECOND FLOOR, DIVISION PEOPLE OR GUYS GOING TO THE MEDICAL DIVISION
HE WOULD GET ON AT THE LAST MINUTE TO BE IN FRONT. HE WOULD PASS HIS  GREEN CLOUD OF POISONOUS GAS AND AS THE GAS WOULD START TO SPREAD HE WOULD TURN AROUND TO AN INNOCENT YOUNG PERSON AND SAY "YOU PIG, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT IN AN ELEVATOR"
HE WOULD THEN GET OFF AT THE SECOND FLOOR AND JUST PICTURE THE ENCLOSED ELEVATOR  GOING UP TO THE NEXT FLOOR FULL OF CHOKING PEOPLE THAT WERE SCOWLING AT SOME POOR INNOCENT GUY.

THIS ONE HE TOLD US HE DID ON HIS OFF DAY
HE WOULD GO TO THE SHOW  . IF THERE WAS A LINE AT THE CONCESSION STAND HE WOULD WALK TO THE FRONT AS IF TO GET A NAPKIN OR STRAW. HE WOULD PASS HIS GREEN CLOUD OF POISONOUS GAS .  THE PEOPLE WOULD SCATTER AND HE WOULD BE FIRST IN LINE.
AH YES, CHARACTERS, THEY MADE THE JOB INTERESTING

MAKE SOMEONE SMILE TODAY
WAYNE

DO YOU REMEMBER THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE DUTCHTOWN & THE DUTCHMAN????

ANSWER BELOW AS YOU THINK ABOUT IT.

REMEMBER JUMPING OUT OF BED, PUTTING ON YOUR PANTS AND BOOTS, SLIDING THE POLE AND GETTING ON THE RIG IN A MATTERS OF SECONDS.
NOW IT TAKES MINUTES TO SLOWLY GET OUT OF BED, MAKING SURE YOUR ARMS AND LEGS AREN'T NUMB AND THEN SHUFFLING THE FIRST COUPLE OF STEPS TO WAKE UP YOUR FEET SO YOU WON'T FALL ON THE WAY TO TAKE YOUR FORTH "PEE" OF THE NIGHT

HAVING A MESS OF KEYS IN THE RIGS GLOVE COMPARTMENT THAT NO ONE KNEW WHAT THEY WERE FOR , BUT YOU KEPT ANYWAY "JUST IN CASE"
 

DO YOU REMEMBER

DAVE ALEXANDER , THE JEWELER.  HE HAD MORE SENIORITY THEN MANY OF US.

THE FIRE ALARM BOX WINDUP GUY.  I NEVER KNEW HIS NAME . WE JUST CALLED HIM
"THE FIRE ALARM BOX WINDUP GUY".

DO YOU REMEMBER

HOW HARD IT WAS TO ROLL UP THE ROPE INTO A BALL. YOU WOULD TRY HOLDING IT
 AND ROLLING A BALL OR SOMETIMES ROLLING A BALL ON THE FLOOR. THEN WHEN YOU WENT TO PUT IT INTO THAT "DETROIT NEWS' BAG IT WOULD FALL APART

DO YOU REMEMBER

NIGHT BOOTS...THE SHOP WOULD CUT YOUR OLD BOOTS INTO SHOES WHEN YOU TURNED THEM IN FOR A NEW PAIR.  THESE YOU WORN AFTER 8:00  PM  ( NOW 2000 HRS)

DO YOU REMEMBER A DECAL OF MICKEY MOUSE ON ALL OF OUR CLOCKS IN THE WATCH ROOMS???????????????
WHO PUT THEM THERE????????????
I HEARD A NAME MANY YEARS AGO BUT I'M NOT SURE IF HE DID IT.
IF YOU KNOW WHO DID IT E-MAIL ME YOUR ANSWER
HINT....   THE PERSON I HAD HEARD THAT DID IT IS NOW DECEASED

ANSWERS FROM ABOVE

THE DUTCHTOWN WAS THAT SMALL EXTENSION LADDER THAT THE TRUCKS CARRIED  THE YOUNGEST MAN ALWAYS HAD TO GET IT

THE DUTCHMAN WAS WHEN , UPON LOADING LINE, YOU PUT A FOLD IN THE LINE WHEN EITHER THE BUTT WAS ON THE END OR WHEN TWO BUTTS LINED UP ON THE BED

MAKE SOMEONE SMILE TODAY
WAYNE